I've got a friend and his name is beer
(Beer!)
He loves me 'cause you're not here
(Beer!)
But he doesn't keep me thin
And he doesn't give me hope
And he doesn't stroke my skin
Or hold me tight, nope
But he'll never leave!
I've got a friend and his name is beer
(Beer!)
He loves me 'cause you're not here
(Beer!)
But he doesn't cheat on me
And he doesn't tell me lies
And I don't care when I see
Him out with other guys
Why'd you have to leave?
My new girlfriend her name is beer
(Beer!)
She loves me 'cause you're not here
(Beer!)
But she doesn't rub my arms
Or melt me when I'm sick
And she doesn't have your charms
And she wasn't my first pick
Why'd you have to leave?