As I stand alone in my shower
I look through the curtain to the mirror
And see the reflection
Of an erection
That begs the question
Why aren’t you here?
Maybe it’s because you don’t like me that much
Maybe it’s because I don’t like you that much
But I should remind you that you can have fun
With almost anyone
We all need to be touched
So I stand here listening to the sound of my voice
And the banging of the neighbors who hate the noise
And I kinda wish you would come to see me
Instead of staying home or riding your bike
And now I wonder is it over forever;
Are you gonna find a guy you actually like?
Maybe because you don’t like me that much
Maybe because I don’t like you that much
But I should remind you that you can have fun
With almost anyone
We all need to be touched
Almost everyone you know is an option
Except for the assholes who don't give a damn
They don't deserve it, but they always win
Why are they so much luckier than I am?
So I sit here naked, alone in my apartment
Singing to no one and wondering when
The next time I get some, will it be you,
Or someone else or maybe never again?
Maybe because girls don’t like me that much
Maybe because I like girls way too much
But I should remind you that you can have fun
With almost anyone
We all need to be touched
You can have fun with almost anyone
Everyone you know needs to be touched
Everyone we know needs to be touched