She takes a pair of khaki Stretch Pants off the shelf
Maybe tomorrow she'll just model these herself
Crankin' out the 80's hits by The Cure and ABC
Telling all the fat boys that they'll get some in those jeans
She's Bethany, the hot chick that works behind the counter at The Gap
Don't try to sell her on Bebe or Calvin Klein
She won't go to Structure to check out the latest line
Yuppie clothes for white boys with SUV's in two-wheel drive
She's Bethany, the hot chick that works behind the counter at The Gap
She's got the brains it takes to get her PhD
She fills out applications to the University
But that's not going to help her with her popularity
So she's content to be
Bethany, the hot chick that works behind the counter at The Gap
All the girls come to her store, she treats them specially
They laugh and test the boundaries of their sexuality
But Bethany don't give a damn, especially for me
She'll rise above this crap
Bethany, the hot chick that works behind the counter at The Gap