Billy's Dead
His hair is dry, and his skin is pale
He wears shades, and he smells kinda stale
Now, don't laugh, thank you very much
Haven't you noticed that he's cold to the touch?
Look man, I think your friend Billy might be dead
Look, I'm telling you, I think your friend Billy might be dead
Chicks really dig him, he's got one on each side
Don't you think it's strange he's got a hearse for a ride?
I'm talking serious, I'm not half-crocked
You know, it's kinda wierd his fridge is padlocked
Hey, I think your friend Billy might be dead
Look, let's talk serious, I think your friend Billy might be dead
I've been following him around... He goes to the mortuary a lot... Applies heavy makeup...
I know I'm... obsessed, but... I must know the truth.
I think your friend Billy might be dead
I think your friend Billy might be dead
Pretty soon, everyone thought I was going crazy
They said, "You're just jealous of Billy--he's just kinda lazy,"
So I did some some research and found something scary
Went to the library and found Billy's obituary (Hm, yeah, here's his picture)
I tell you now--your friend Billy is officially dead
Your friend Billy is dead
Your friend Billy is dead
El muerte
No more
God, like, I can't believe I had sex with him, ew! Gawd!