Hit Gone Wrong
Deadbolt
Me and Jose are at the bar drinking
tequila and beer
a lovely señorita comes walking in
she walks up to me and Jose
she pulls out this little piece of crap gun
and it jams
Jose rips out a shotgun and doubles her over
blew the back of her ass out
Funny thing, she said
before she pulled the trigger
"I tell ya, this one's for Albert!"
(a hit gone wrong)
I never knew what that meant
I don't know no Albert
Couple days later, cowboy comes walking in, alright?
I got the guns ready under the table
he's dressed as a waiter
under the shirt comes a gun
the thing explodes in his hand
blows his frikkin hand off
(can't you see my hand is gone? help me...)
yeah, we killed him right there
Funny thing is, before he pulled the trigger
he said
"I tell you, this one's for Albert!"
(a hit gone wrong)
Now I started thinking
and I know Albert
Jose and I had a job
and we gunned him down
whole family came after us
but they're all gone
Moral of the story is
clean your guns first
(a hit gone wrong)
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