Bowling Trophy Wife
Intro: [G] [D] [A] [D]
[D] Well she weighs a buck ninety and she looks real good. At [A] least she does to me.
She don't wear no fancy clothes when we go out to [D] eat
I like beer and onion rings and betting on the [G] game.
[A] I asked her to marry me, and she belched out my [D] name
Chorus:
Ya [G] other guys like trophy wives with [D] tiny little waists
They'll [G] buy them yachts and caviar to [D] suit their champagne [A] taste.
[G] Me I like em husky with an [D] appetite for [B] life
[G] I thank God for [D] giving me my [A] bowling trophy [D] wife
[G] [D] [A] [D]
[D] Well she makes her own bubbles in her bubble bath [A] that just makes me proud
She'll dance around the house in her birthday suit with music way too [D] loud
She likes Merle Haggard and she likes George Jones and a little bit of Patsy [G] Cline
She'll [A] grab my butt in the grocery store when we're standing in the checkout [D] line
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[G] Man I'm in [D] love with my [A] bowling trophy [D] wife
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