Say hello to my little friend
I got a big bulge in my pants
I'm not looking for a girlfriend
I'm not looking for a sweet romance
You know it feels good when I ride the rails at night
I'm feeling loose and my hair is slick
My pants are so fucking tight,
Well thats right
So I am gonna go out tonight
I'm looking for just a little play
'Cause when it comes down to swooming the ladies,
I just don't know what to say
You know that my love for you is like a gun with a feather weight trigger
You're a woman of means,
You know what that means,
And you're real good with a zipper
Oh, Oh, well I know
He goes where I go
You know that my love for you is like a gun with a feather weight trigger
You're a woman of means,
You know what that means,
And you're real good with a fuckin' zipper
Oh, Oh, well I know
He goes where I go