Sex Kittens go to College

The Browns
I was a straight A kid
A very smart ass straight A kid
I'd think about the grades I'd get
I guess I just didn't know yet
That I had a place in line,
A very nice place in line
I'd get to college just in time
Then my friends would do just fine
'Cause I'm not illiterate
And I'm not moving out just yet,
Until I meet that girl I met one night on the internet
She said that she's a good teacher
And that we'd have a nice future
If I would just move in with her
'Cause she's not like my mother
My girl's in college and I walk her to her class
And I carry her books after school
The teachers take a look and then a second glance,
But I want you. I want.
My grades are going down the tubes
And I don't know what can I do?
I can't get my mind off you
I think I need a drink or two
I'm showing up in your class
I'm hoping that I'll fucking pass
Or else my dad will kick my ass
And he'll throw me out real fast
But she says I can stay there
She's secretly a millionaire
She never has a fucking care
She never has to do her hair
She said that she's the dean's daughter
She makes me even more want her
First we gotta kill her father
But I don't know if I'll bother
My teacher's pet, she keeps me up with her all night
And I carry her books after school
I wrote about her in a essay that I write
But I want you. I want.
I don't take requests and I don't ask for a lot
I just want somthing to do
My baby's proud of all the good grades that I got
But I want you. I want.
There're going to college.
Oh my baby, she studies so hard.