Tony Robinson and his Time Team
found the Holy Grail in Somerset
They won an Emmy, they won a Nobel Prize
and Channel Four staff got a pay rise
Call the lawyers! Call security!
A Holy tug-of-war could be a new Crusade
the Chief Rabbi wants a piece of the action
and the Pope is on His way
Build a bridge...
They put the Chalice in the British Museum
and the Pope had to queue with the people outside
Archeology defeated the faithful
within a year the religions all died
in Hollywood they made a new Indian Jones
and Tony Robinson got a cool cameo:
he played himself with some fake archeology men,
found the Grail again and again and again
Burn a bridge...
Would you long for an enemy in an empty world?
You so rubbish on your own, would your soul unfurl?