You Can Be Flirty

once upon a time there was a little boy

it was crazy he was so small

he used to think of himself as a toy

he didn't really think that he was human at all

then he grew up

then he grew up

he wasn't tall

but at least he was average height

then he learned a bit

he learned some cool things:

he learned how to run and sin

and skin-up and fight

you can be flirty if you want to

don't let them tell you it's wrong

you can be dirty if you want to

and you can turn me on

so even the smallest child

can grow up to be someone cool

take a look at Robbie Williams

I bet they ripped the shit out of him at school

so don't worry if your hair's a mess

of if your clothes are shit

or if you're fat like me or ugly

or if people think you're stupid

you can be flirty if you want to

don't let them tell you it's wrong

you can be dirty if you want to

and you can turn me on