Today, I promise I'll never love you again
I swear I'll care as little as I can
'Cause I've become accustomed
To wearin' nothin' but pink nail
Polish on my left hand
So many valuable lessons I learned from you
Like forgiveness and breakin' hearts too
Now that you're a goner, In your honor
A moment of silence is the least I can do
(chorus)
Cut the lines, blow up a few bridges
Trim the fat, trim the grass, clean out the fridge
Then sweep up the mess, put on my
Sunday best
And burn down the house
Burn down the house
Toss an EZ strike to this difficult life
And burrrrrrrrrn - yeah
I never did like your fantasy football friends
I'll never have to watch "Caddyshack" again
I finally started cookin' and if you're lookin'
I'm walkin' my new dog in front of my new house
Gotta new job and the money's come in
Seein' me a new man and the world in a new light
Nothin's quite as right as a girl on the mend
(chorus)
Cut the lines, blow up a few bridges
Trim the fat, trim the grass, clean out th fridge
Then sweep up the mess, put on my
Sunday best
And burn down the house
Burn down the house
Toss and EZ strike to this difficult life
And burn - yeah
Tearin' down old walls
Puttin' up new ones
Have a little fun, it's a wreckin' ball night
Gotta little itchin'
To get down in the kitchen
With my tall drink of water
And some dynamite
(repeat chorus)
Burn, burn baby, burn
A burn it up
Yeah, yeah
Gonna burn, burn
We're gonna burn, burn