Sweet as sugar, sharp and silky - like a knife in the dark
Coo-chi-coo, could you come on put some ice on my heart?
Take you cheap suit and shoes back to where they belong
This ain't my first time around this dirty backstreet block
You say what you want
You do what you don't!
There's too much of you on my Cell-O-Phone
About as cool and as smooth as a knuckle to the jaw
Shoo-be-doo another fool thinks he's mighty Kong (Bing Bong)
Like a Rhino dancin' tangos in the Taj Mahal
Your mouth is movin' all I hear is, "Blah, blah... Bing Bong!"
What now?