Strapped in, bitin' bullets for your last meal
Ol' Sparky for the deeds that you done
Came through like a call from the governor
Undercover girl, casting lovely pearls
With hook and line, she caught that eye
Don't question why
Spider eats stupid fly
Buzz, buzz bliss under silky killin' kisses
Black strap molasses down the hatch to forget
Ooh, pretty kitty caught your tongue
Turned out to be a lion, a viper, a saber-toothed tiger
Oh, no
Before you know it you got swallowed whole
Put a number on the price of your penitence
Your dirty dollars and a silver tooth
Ain't enough to get you back in the saddle
Try a gallows and a handful of screws
With hook and line, shovel and lime
Surprise, surprise
Spider eats stupid fly
Naked desperation, you're giving and she's taking
The butcher to the baker, she's the hungry widow maker
Ooh, pretty kitty caught your tongue (surprise, surprise)
Turned out to be a lion, a viper, a saber-toothed tiger
Oh, no
Before you know it you got swallowed whole
Ooh, a lion, a viper, a saber-toothed tiger
Oh, no
Little lamb lost your way?
What crawled across your grave?
You forgot your place
And everyone can see the look on your face
(Bottoms up!)