so suddenly your wish came true
i suppose you deserve someone new
and now i'm certain too
that your being screwed
by some meat-head who belongs in a zoo
but when he's naked he looks like zeuss
and now i'm certain too
he's gone and filled my shoes
and on and on i hope i'm wrong
(lalalalalalalaaaa)
it's a million odds to one he's gonna right you his wrongs
(lalalalalalalaaaa)
and on and on and on _______
(lalalalalalalaaaa)
it's a million odds to one he'd ever write you this song
so suddenly your wish came true
and i've been cursing the day that i met you
and now i'm certain too
of what i'm gonna do
i'm gonna phone up and get my friends
we'll have a couple of drinks and then
we'll slash the tyres to his sports car and new mercedes benz
so on and on i hope i'm wrong
(lalalalalalalaaaa)
it's a million odds to one he's gonna help out your mum
(lalalalalalalaaaa)
and on and on and on _____
(lalalalalalalaaaa)
it's a million odds to one he'll stick around for long
lalalalalalalaaaa
lalalalalalalaaaa
lalalalalalalaaaa
lalalalalalalaaaa
lalalalalalalaaaa
lalalalalalalaaaa
on and on and on i hope i'm wrong
still it's a million odds to one he'll stick around for long
and on an on he never failed to make you come
still it's a million odds to none i'm gonna cut off his nob