oh my, wonder what i'm gonna find
in the bedside cabinet tucked away inside
an old hag, nothing ever excites
can't have a marriage and a sex life
so everyones dad owns a porno mag and that's no lie
and all that acne well it left emotional scars
and girls were pretty and they kept on breaking my heart
mummy and daddy took their toll by playing their part
the bees
(the birds)
the birds and the bees
(negative outlook)
and fake ID's
(the bees)
the birds
(the birds and the bees)
what joys
(what horrors)
ones early teens
half men half boys
our gang treads a narrow line
we like to start fights
and convince ourselves we speak our minds
you fat slag, born out of incest
haha, laughing at your expense
the consequence on our heads was your suicide
and all that acne well it left emotional scars
and girls were pretty and they kept on breaking my heart
mummy and daddy took their toll by playing their part
the bees
(the birds)
the birds and the bees
(negative outlook)
and fake ID's
(the bees)
the birds
(the birds and the bees)
what joys
(what horrors)
ones early teens
that bouncer standing at the exit
(ooh give it up give it up ooh)
(ooh give it up give it up ooh)
why is he staring cynically?
(ooh give it up give it up ooh)
(ooh give it up give it up ooh)
can't hesitate, can't take rejection
(ooh give it up give it up ooh)
(ooh give it up give it up ooh)
these days boredom comes with tangibility
and all that acne well it left emotional scars
and girls were pretty and they kept on breaking my heart
mummy and daddy took their toll by playing their part
the bees
(the birds)
the birds and the bees
(negative outlook)
and fake ID's
(the bees)
the birds
(the birds and the bees)
what joys
(what horrors)
ones early teens