Mr. Hamster and Hot Potato Man
Turns the city on its ear.
Mr. Hamster takes Hot Potato Man
By the arm,
Bombay Sapphire in his hand
And Cohibas... Esplenditos.
Saw Mr. Potato Man the other day
Down at the Wasteland.
He's a happy boy, full of vim and vigor
Since the day he left his wife.
Him and the Hamster, at the nudie shows,
They like the finer things in life,
Like Cohibas... Esplenditos.