Lonely, homely boy they called him Lucy
And she calls him Hendershot
His mama called him Hendershot
Be seen and not be heard, they told him
He grew into a big man they call
They always call him Hendershot
Walking down the side streets of SoHo
Chances are you'll bump into our friend
Sitting on a blanket near Saint Marks
Is a man selling handbags he gets from
But he doesn't call him Hendershot