Crack Lab (In My Basement)

I've got a cracklab in my basement

I'm a shining example of a junior acheivement

Cooking up drugs on my chemistry set

Twenty-seven grand a week is what i get

[Chorus:]

I've got a cracklab in my basement

Please don't tell my mommy on me

I've got a cracklab in my basement

Every kid needs a hobby

I'm the only kid on my block with an uzi

All the other fourth graders are jealous of me

I'll be a millionaire by the time I'm thirteen

I'm a perfect example of an American dream

[Repeat Chorus]

My parents are dumb they'll never suspect

And if they do I'll just tell em its a science fair project

My cub scout troop does the distribution

And I'm thinking of expanding into prostitution

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge]

You mix it up, You cook it down

You serve it up out on the playground

Crack Lab

[Repeat first verse]

[Repeat chorus]

[Repeat bridge]