Damn, It Janet
Hey, Janet
Yes, Brad?
I've got something to say
Uh huh?
I really loved the skillful way you beat the other girls to the brides bouquet!
Oh Brad!
The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've got one thing to say and that's ...
Damn it! Janet, I love you!
The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you, then I am it (Janet)
I've got one thing to say and that's ...
Damn it, Janet! I love you!
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh, Brad)
Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you've met Mum and you know Dad (Oh Brad)
I've got one thing to say and that's ...
Brad, I'm mad for you too!
Oh Brad! (Oh damn it!)
I'm mad! (Oh Janet!)
For you! (I love you too!)
There's one thing left to do!
And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam (Janet)
It made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've got one thing to say and that's ...
Damn it Janet, I love you!
Damn it Janet! (Oh Brad, I'm mad!)
Damn it, Janet!
I love you!