You slept right by the yogurt hut on a painted curb
Wearing nothing but some cut-offs and a muscle shirt
And at 5 AM the donut girls came quietly to work
When they slid the trays and bang the bowls you woke up with a jerk
32oz soda to start the day off right
Every now and then remembering little things about last night
Hold on, take 5
Check out the fox in the corvette
Man, you said you know it don't get no better than that
He spent all the money on an ornate water bed
Had a carving of a tiger right above his head
And he's embarassed of the fact that he works at Pizza Shack
Says he made 90k a year before he hurt his back
And the money his sister owes him his cousin has but he's in jail
There's all these checks that should be arriving
Any day now in the mail
But mysteriously the checks won't show
And the sticky boombox by the door will end up getting sold once more
For a lot less than before