(Leaf blower in the background)
Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees
Look at these
Rookies around us
Aren't you glad you found us?
Now if you are who you say you are
Get up here to the bar
We'll plot out a plan
To take down the man
We'll start with that new future super star
And steal all their decorative rocks
We'll fight all their rent-a-cops
And for the freeway maintainers
Who assist our escape
We got sandwiches, juice
And cold Gatorade
We'll expose all the bicyclists
Who really are
DUI students who can't drive their cars
And we'll take stucco dust
And wet dry wall sludge
Combine 'em just right
To make fuck the valley fudge
Applebee's, Chuckie Cheese, dirty deeds
Don't you see?
Fuck the valley fudge
It's my hate and my love
Nepalese, anti-freeze, calories
Can't you see?
Fuck the valley fudge
It's my hate and my love
Fuck the valley fudge
It's my hate and my love
Fuck the valley fudge
My hate
My love
Fuck the valley fudge
Fuck the valley
Fuuuuuuuuuck
(Leaf blower in the background)