We're wondering when you will arrive,
We're wondering what you'll be.
We're wondering if you'll be a her,
Or if you'll be a he.
Maybe you'll arrive today, perhaps tomorrow night..
We're hoping you won't hurt too much,
And that you'll be all right.
Life has a few unpleasantries, we may as well confess.
We suppose you'll cry a lot,
And that you'll be a mess.
There is one thing you should know well,
Of this there is no doubt...
You cannot get inside again once you have come out.
Even though there's trouble...
Even though there's fuss...
We really think you'll like it here...
We hope that you like us.