Your religion is just a perversion of another before it, and that one a perversion of something more ancient.
(Mix well? No. Taste good? Yes.)
All of it, mutations of other mutations, slightly changed for the benefit of a few who disagreed.
(Mix well? No. Taste good? Why?)
If the god you believe in should truly exist, you would all go to hell for the hate you practice.
(Take all your clothes off.)
Before converting us you should take a look at what you are teaching and think of what you are preaching.