Matt Joyner Ruined Our Lived and We Ruined Your Record Collection
(Splatter.)
Is it colored?
(Marble.)
Have cool inserts?
(Split color.)
Is it rare?
(Limits? Make some sense.)
One of fifty?
You bought it for the wrong reason!
Trade it! Sell it! Profit!
Punk rock?!
(Look who I did a split with, I'm getting paid, have no problems.)
What the shit?!
(What the shit.)