Dr. Yang (Album Version)

Ben Folds
Uh-oh
Hey, Dr. Yen
Chain smokin', chinese centenarian
Dot my back with pins
Connect the wires and plug me in
Oh, uh-oh
Hey, Love Master Z
Sexy online psychic overseas
When my bank card clears
Tell me things I wanna hear
Yeah, yeah!
I might be dyin', but maybe I got too much time
I can't stop my mind, it's running wild
And these false teeth and these plastic knees
That go squeak, squeak, squeak from the porch to the street
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey Dr. Jack!
Bend me like a pretzel til I crack
Pop my joints and bones
Beat me up and send me home
Hey!
I got too much time
Maybe then I might be dyin'
You got to help me foreign doctor
You got to help me fallin', fallin'!
Hey, Dr. Yang