[Spoken]
Good to be here in Bloomington
I've never been here before
But I did get a ticket
I did get a ticket a little while back
And my police officer told me it was a State Farm rolling violation
Does that mean anything to you?
Anybody work for State Farm?
I'll have to make up a new song for it.
Most commercials are in major keys.
Let's make it a sad key.
[sung]
If you fucked up
We're gonna find out
If you're rolling through a stop sign
You better look out
For State Farm
for State Farm
the long arm
of State Farm
State Farm
State Farm
It's the long arm
of State Farm
For speeding
We're gonna bust your ass
If you stop because your car's run out of gas and
you're parked on the wrong side of the road
(back to the chorus.)
State Farm
State Farm
The long arm
State Farm
Not in Indiana but Illinois