Eighteen Yr Old Lesbian
Tim Minchin
You can have my body
You can steal my car
You can take my money
You can have what you like but it won't get you very far
"˜cause my heart belongs to an eighteen year old lesbian
You can be my lover
We can have a fling
You can say your mine forever
You tell me what you like but it won't get you anything
Because my heart belongs to an eighteen year old lesbian
I can quite believe it after searching year of lonely searching
I've stumbled hear on my ideal girl
And forget about logistics though she's seven years my junior
So what if she likes kissing girls as well it doesn't matter
"˜cause I know I've found my only one she has my heart forever
but ill keep my feelings to myself I'd never dare to tell her
"˜cause she tends to wont females
And I definitely a fella but if she was mine by God I'd love her well
You can be my buddy
Oh we'll be best of friends
And you may be smart or funny
We may be the perfect pair but there'll be tears in the end
'cause my heart belongs to an eighteen year old lesbian
I don't see why I shouldn't be allowed to have my dream
Just because we bat for different sides
Just look at Romeo and Juliet they ended up together
Though admittedly they prenatally died
Doesn't matter
Because next time I see her I'm goanna pledge my heart forever and I'll ask for her hand although I won't forget to tell her
That I don't mind wearing dresses if she wants to be the fella
"˜cause I think I'll make a really lovely bride
I can quite believe it after searching year of lonely searching
I've stumbled hear on my ideal girl
Ooh and forget about logistics though she's seven years my junior
So what if she likes kissing girls as well it doesn't matter
"˜cause next time I see her I'm goanna pledge my heart forever and I'll ask for her hand although I wont forget to tell her
That I don't mind wearing dresses if she wants to be the fella
"˜cause I think I'll make a really lovely bride
Ooh my heart belongs to an eighteen year old eighteen year old lesbian
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