Yo Paul
It's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know he's not thrilled about the video
What, does he want to be startin' somethin'
I'll show him who's really bad (burp!)
Paul the way you make me feel with these calls
You should take a look at the man in
The mirror and tell him to beat it 'cause
I won't stop 'till I get enough
Do you remember the time
We were watching the "Billie Jean" Video?
Well he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's black or white
'Cause I can't stop loving him and I,
Hate plastic surgeons and I hope they all fucking
Die
How do you like that?
I like
I like him a lot
I want to touch him
But I can't
Excuse me I'm taking a shit, sorry
But anyways call me back I have an idea about
How I want to end the show
So page me when you get this message, fucker
Oh and by the way and no I don't have a new gun
God dammit