Erin Battle, can you play now?
Erin Battle, can you fight me in the game please?
Erin Battle, don't be a fool
I know I'll win, but that's cuz I'm fucking cool yeah
Why won't you play me in any video games?
I've never met a soul afraid of the things I do, at least not with a controller (oh no)
Silly Erin, this is a game
Silly Erin, have you seen my Pokémons yet?
Silly Erin, this mini-game
Doesn't count no, doesn't prove a damn thing no
I give you a controller because it is time to play the game
I sit in the corner, bored out of my damn mind
Just play me some damn Pokémon!