Great Beard; Happy Mustache
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and when I'm driving in my car your truck plows right through the red light
but when you get out I know that it will all be okay
because you've got a mustache and it is happy, so am I
My car is fucked, but I don't seem to care cuz you've got a nice beard
Your facial hair is so damn nice, your follicles call out to me
and as I walk from the scene he turns around and looks at me
he smiles and winks and I am so god damn happy, so is he
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