Everybody Hates Me
Well, Joe got a promotion
He's up there on top
Everybody was cheerin' him on
He deserves everything he's got
Guess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B.
The one everybody loves cuttin' down
Man, it's a sight to see
They all smile right to his face
And hide the jealousy
Me, I'm just working hard to get to that place
Where everybody hates me
Now check this out
Well, Bill got a promotion
He knocked Joe back down
Now, Joe's everybody's long lost friend
He's back in the crowd
Guess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B.
The one everybody loves cuttin' down
Man it's a sight to see
They all smile right to his face
And hide the jealousy
Me, I'm just working hard to get to that place
Where everybody hates me
Well, everybody wants to be the big dog
Wanna wag that big dog tail
But til' they are, they wanna see the big dog fail
You pay your dues and you get your breaks
Then you're the S.O.B.
But one everybody loves to hate
It just comes naturally
They all smile right to your face
And hide the jealousy
That's just the way it goes and I can't wait
Til everybody hates me
All of them [Incomprehensible]
Bring it all