I took Felicia to Las Vegas, here's my story,
she spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore,
but when I said “I’d like to kiss yaâ€...
Felicia... "no capisce"...
The way she gambled at the tables wasn't funny,
you should have seen the way she found to lose my money,
but when I said “I’d like to kiss yaâ€...
Felicia... "no capisce"...
She understood (she understood),
she heard me good (she heard me good),
when I said “Have some real imported cheeseâ€.
But when I said (but when I said),
“Give me a squeeze†(“Give me a squeezeâ€),
you’d think that i was talking Japanese...
She never heard about the birds and bees...
While she was half abruzzese, half calabrese...
You gotta see the things I bought her,
i took her out and spent my money just like water,
but when I said “I’d like to kiss yaâ€...
Felicia... "no capisce" (no she didn't understand no she didn't understand)
[Trumpet solo]
She heard me fine (she heard me fine),
when i said "Dine" (when i said "Dine"),
then she drank half a case of wine
but when I said (but when I said)
“Come on let's spoon†(“Come on let's spoonâ€)
you’d think that i was asking for the moon...
That chick was really as crazy as a loon...
She was half siciliana and what a baboon...
I tried to make her feel relaxed,
it costed me 97 dollars for the taxi,
but when I said “I’d like to kiss yaâ€...
Felicia... "no capisce".
She said “Luigi... Let’s get marriedâ€
and Luigi.... "no capisce..."