Little boys with Chemistry sets
Learned how to make a bomb
They took it in the backyard
Now we can't find the dog
Oh tell me Mommy,
Where did Fido go?
The lawn's covered in red stuff
Though it should be white with snow
And why does Bobby
Look so guilty these days?
Did you catch him jerking off?
Or is there something he can't say?
I checked the basement
To see if Fido was there
Daddy was snorting something
So I left 'cause I was scared
Oh lovely Mommy
Why won't you speak to me?
You've been lying in the bathroom floor
So long that it scares me
Oh where is Fido?
What's a little girl to do?
No dog, no dad, no mommy,
And Bobby said if I come near him
He will shoot.