Oh Leslie's come home again
Boxes unpacked she brought a friend
Who says he loves her when she's sad
He liked the good, adored the bad
Oh Leslie brought a present for me
It was cheap but who is picky
I'm just glad to have her back
My life was running pretty plat
I can hear her in my head again
Say you're no fun when you're to thin
And give me things I thought I had
I make me think this is not so bad
Oh Leslie got a job downtown
That leaves her time to fool around
She said that she'd get one for me
As long as I stop eating shitty
Oh Leslie and I stayed up all night
She asked me if I'd been alright
And it was hard to answer
I just lied said I'd get back to her
Oh Leslie's pretty, pretty these days
It's no wonder that she's happy
She's in love and it's enough
God, I hope she bring good luck
I can hear her in my head again
Say don't worry you'll find a man
And give me things I thought I had
And make me think
Oh I can hear her in my head again
Say, you are pretty though you're thin
And give me things I'd forgot I'd had
Like pocket books and plastic fans
And foods that I had never eaten
People that love you though you leave them
Fancy cars with air conditioning
Cheap shampoo and shiny plastic rings
Things I had forgot I had that make me think
This is not so bad
Oh Leslie's come home again
Boxes unpacked she brought a friend
Who says he loves her when she's sad
He liked the good adored the bad
Oh Leslie brought a present for me
It was cheap but who is picky
I'm just glad to have her back again