Flyin' Down the Freeway
(Kinky Friedman)
Well, itâ"š¬â"ž¢s retro rocket time inside my attic
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm
Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic
Rollinâ"š¬â"ž¢ Ronnie Reagan in suppository form
Flyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down the freeway
Jettinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe
Flyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down the freeway all the way with you
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll tell the Maharishi that Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ve seen ya
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a-travelinâ"š¬â"ž¢ East until I know Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m free
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll take the midnight flight to British Guinea
Ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t nobody casting asparagus on me
Flyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down the freeway
Jettinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe
Flyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down the freeway all the way with you
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll get a mule and be a flat land farmer
Grow a little bumper crop of grass
In Hollywood Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll total my karma
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m gonna cast my seed upon the ground
Gonna covet my neighborâ"š¬â"ž¢s ass
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m flyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down the freeway
Jettinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe
Flyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down the freeway all the way with you
Well, past the pipe of peace in our abode
Buried in the ruins of Mexico
Weâ"š¬â"ž¢ll dip some snuff in mainline guacamole
Weâ"š¬â"ž¢ll listen to the Opry upon the radio
Flyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down the freeway
Jettinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to Nashville in my Jew canoe
Flyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ down the freeway all the way with you