Freshman

I live like a freshman

I still have a roommate

I even moved to Brooklyn

I still need a roommate

I bet you didn't know

I don't make much for this show

And when I go home

I still have a roommate

I cook on a hot plate

Unless I order pizza

You should see the boxes

This was my dream when I was 13

And now that it's true

I wish I was you

You don't have a roommate

You own your own building

You have a flat-screen TV

You never followed your dreams

They're not what they seem

They're never what they seem [Repeats]

I live like a freshman

I still have a roommate

We walk to the Laundry