Girls - where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones, the single ones-
The ones with nothing wrong!
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where are they do you reckon?
I know a few, I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second.
Say hello to my mate Mike
He's quite the sensetive type
Just split with his girlfriend
And now he's on the scene again.
Mike says there's no-one out there
No good ones; he don't care
Been looking in the wrong place?
Well Mike, I'm on the case...
Yeah, it's H a d o u k e !
Back in your eardrum
Don't get it twisted.
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones, the single ones-
The ones with nothing wrong!
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where are they do you reckon?
I know a few, I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second.
There's plenty of girls out there
You'll find someone that's perfect, somewhere...
There's plenty of fish in the sea
I'll help you catch a nice girl that's free.
See, Em just got engaged again
And Sarah's into S & M
Megan likes the older men
And Kelly does too much ketamine
Brooke she comes with too much baggage
Milly'll want a shotgun marriage
Hayley ain't got great mental health;
Apparently she likes to cut herself! =D
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?!
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where's all the girls?!
Where's the ones with nothing wrong...?
There's plenty of girls out there
You'll find someone that's perfect, somewhere...
There's plenty of fish in the sea
I'll help you catch a nice girl that's free.
'Cause Suzie can't keep her mouth shut
And Beth ain't got over the last breakup
Holly cries when she gets pissed..
...Still, I'll put her on the 'maybe' list ;)
Everyone knows Nicole's a nutcase
And Tanya's got expensive tastes
Laura - well she likes the lads;
Got three kids with three different Dads
[This spoken bit does not feature in 'Not Here to Please You']
"Ok, yeah, alright I see your problem.
Ok, I've got you.
Nah mate she's taken =|
What, MINE?! No way mate!!" =O
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones, the single ones-
The ones with nothing wrong!
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where are they do you reckon?
I know a few, I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second.
[Whispered]
Girls - where's all the girls?
Girls - where's all the girls?
There's plenty of girls out there
You'll find someone that's perfect, somewhere...
There's plenty of fish in the sea
I'll help you catch a nice girl that's free.
There's plenty of girls out there
You'll find someone that's perfect, somewhere...
There's plenty of fish in the sea
I'll help you catch a nice girl that's free.
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones, the single ones-
The ones with nothing wrong!
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where are they do you reckon?
I know a few, I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second.
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where's all the good ones gone?
The stable ones, the single ones-
The ones with nothing wrong!
Girls - where's all the girls?
Where are they do you reckon?
I know a few, I'll introduce you
Now just give me a second.
[The ordering is also a little different on the 'Not Here to Please You' mixtape. The lyrics here cover the full-length track which featured on Hadouken's website towards the end of 2007. It was accessed by clicking a banner displaying repetitions of the word 'Girls'].