i'm a good homophobic christian homo
and i'm lettin' all you good christians know
if you wanna be like me
i'll sincerely try to see
if you can be a christian homo too
i enjoy wearing my pink pajamas
but i also like to kick it with the boys
i wanna wear high heels
or platforms made of steal
but i wanna be a homophonic too
cause i'm a good homophobic christian homo
and i'm lettin' all the good christians know
if you wanna be like me
i'll sure do what i can see
so that you can be a christian homo too!