Great To Be A Man
I wake up each morning, and I'm proud of who I am.
Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam.
I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that I'd get rich.
Only to find on Monday morning I'd still be diggin a ditch.
Hey, aint it great to be a man, Ya know I'm my biggest fan.
I thank God for my Hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can.
And I don't mind not havin much, as long as I got me.
When I look in the mirror, I'm the prettiest thing I see.
I said lady friends, I've had a lot, but most I can't recall.
But thank you to my polaroid, I got pictures of em all.
I never told a story, or one that was ever true.
And if I did you can probably bet that I lied about that one too.
Hey, aint it great to be a man, Ya know I'm my biggest fan.
I thank God for my Hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can.
And I don't mind not havin much, as long as I got me.
When I look in the mirror, I'm the prettiest thing I see.
Hey, aint it great to be a man, Ya know I'm my biggest fan.
I thank God for my Hibachi grill, and cold beer in a can.
And I don't mind not havin much, as long as I got me.
When I look in the mirror, I'm the prettiest thing I see.
Yeah, I've searched far and wide,
And I've searched side to side,
I looked all around this town,
And there's nothin better than me.