Greatest Fan

When I saw you at the radio station,

I was waiting for your autograph,

You wore scruffy pumps and your jeans were faded,

Wearing a T-shirt with a face on the back

I was your greatest, greatest fan,

I was your greatest, greatest fan

When I saw you on Top Of The Pops,

I drew the curtains and turned the lights off,

I kissed the screen till my heart nearly stopped

I was your greatest,

I was your greatest,

I was your greatest,

I was your greatest fan

When I saw you at the radio station,

Couldn't believe you were so close to me,

Kissed the girls sitting in their wheelchairs,

Caught your eye and you smiled at me

I was your greatest, greatest fan,

I was your greatest, greatest fan

When I saw you on Top Of The Pops,

I drew the curtains and turned the lights off,

I kissed the screen till my heart nearly stopped

I was your greatest,

I was your greatest,

I was your greatest,

I was your greatest fan

I was number 437 in your fan club