Hate (I Bet You Can't Spell Haiku) (Plain White Tees Re-written)
Bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv,
Woo!
You had everything I wanted.
You were buff and 6ft 3".
Then you left me my dearly departed,
And you didn't leave a thing to me.
All I had was your
Bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv.
Hate is a short word,
But despise is a little bit longer,
Now that it's over,
I don't want what I took from you,
Brought that around,
And you just broke it down,
Hate is a short word,
But despise is a little bit longer
A little bit longer...
Thought you could be a prefect,
Isn't that what you wanted to be?
Thought you thought it was worth it,
Now I think a little differently.
Spend all my time with your
Bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv.
Hate is a short word,
But despise is a little bit longer,
Now that it's over,
I don't what I took from you,
Brought that around,
And you just broke it down,
Hate is a short word,
But despise is a little bit longer
Now that it's over,
You can't spell it,
Now that it's over,
You can't erase that frown.
(Oh, oh...) *In an orgasm tone*
All I wanted was your
Bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv.
Hate is a short word,
But despise is a little bit longer,
Now that it's over,
I don't what I took from you,
Brought that around,
And you just broke it down,
Hate is a short word,
But despise is a little bit longer
I bet you can't spell haiku