Lidl By Lidl (Oasis Re-written)
Princess Die-anna
We the people fight for our biscuits
We don't need that many but they are free,
We drink our tea and drink our biscuits,
Dipping our biscuits the way it should be
I didn't eat,
What I just said,
I dropped my packet on my dogs head,
And they are all crumbled now.
Lidl by Lidl
They sell everything I have ever dreamed of,
Lidl by Lidl
The wheels for your wife are slowly falling off,
Lidl by Lidl
They have to give it all for bogof,
I ask myself why
I think it's queer
True offers have to be perfect,
I know it sounds stupid but it's true
10% day has come
And now they have to accept
The prices they give out go to you
I didn't eat,
What I just said,
I dropped my packet on my dogs head,
And they are all crumbled now.
Cause Lidl by Lidl
They sell everything I have ever dreamed of,
Lidl by Lidl
The wheels for your wife are slowly falling off,
Lidl by Lidl
They have to give it all for bogof,
I ask myself why
I think it's queer
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