Homo Erectus
(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)
I left Barber College
Searchinâ"š¬â"ž¢ for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, Sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.
Now Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the â"š¬í…"Yâ"š¬?.
Although youâ"š¬â"ž¢re thirty
I still think youâ"š¬â"ž¢re pretty
Letâ"š¬â"ž¢s give it that good ole college try.
â"š¬í‹Å“Cause Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
OK!
Hey Jomo Kenyatta
No, no, youâ"š¬â"ž¢re not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
Itâ"š¬â"ž¢s took us a jillion
But weâ"š¬â"ž¢re all still here, been
Boogeyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ since boogeyinâ"š¬â"ž¢ began.
And Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know that Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m but a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Watch out for Homo Erectus ...