I Am Repulsed by My Daughter's Lover
I took a cue, a cue from you,
all my sins are now weapons too
I smelled the stench of your room,
I think it's safe to assume,
your rose has permanently lost its bloom
And I bought a Mountain Dew,
but I don't drink Mountain Dew,
I just needed a bottle to throw at you.
And I am repulsed by my daughter's lover
If I can give you some advice,
throw out your sugar and your spice,
and next time maybe you'll think twice
Maybe I should walk you through it,
even birds and bees do it,
without destroying the family unit
It's enough to make me hurl,
I brought you into this world,
and I can push you out too, girl
Oh-ho, I am repulsed by my daughter's lover
He's a sore for sighted eyes
Yeah, he just ain't my kinda guy
And as usual your mother prefers to remain silent
And your brother boozes the day away
Day away
This story's getting sad,
because being someone's dad
should never hurt quite this bad
Now please feel free,
take this paternal tip from me;
get thine ass to a nunnery
Return the clay to the parlour
Blood is thinner than water
I no longer consider her my daughter
And I am repulsed by my own reflection
I think it's safe to say I
Overreacted upon reflection
Yeah, I'm just that kinda guy
Oh, I
Oh, I
Oh, I
Oh, I