What began as a harmless prank
Resulted in a fire
And we've only got ourselves to thank
For the harpsichord and the lyre playing in the lobby of the bank
As we wait in the light of the souls on display
I want to eat a complete stranger and confess the next day
What was once just a signal on the television
Started thinking for us
Now we're spending all our time wishing
We were pixies in a forest
And we'll never complete the mission
And our country will fold when it's faced with a bluff
I want to eat a complete stranger and another cause it's never enough
Mine is such a sterile life
Where all my dead people at
Lets dig all y'all up
Light your torch with whale fat and fill up your cup
With the most refreshing magic
Now who needs love when we got statistics
To do all of the talking
Now your braddy braddy hedonistics
Better put up or start walking
Cause the good 'ol boys in ballistics
Have put you right there at the scene of the crime
I need a bowl of human gumbo
With Rosemary and Thyme
Wine is deadly as the knife
Drag your feet through your whole life
And bring up the rear
Take this man to be your wife
Forget what you hear about the folks
Who have all the money