Hey, hands up if you rockin' with me
Hey, hands up if you rockin' with me
Now I got everything that a dude could want
House in the hills made by Louis Vuitton
But when I dance in the spot
'Cause it looks like I had a seizure up in the club
Me and sky blue at the spot there was nothing but freaks
This dude was dancing like way off beat
Dude had moves I aint seen before
He grabbed the back of his neck
Slammed down to the floor
I don't know but it seems to be workin'
All the ladies screaming his name
Dirt Nasty, are you okay?
Why don't you suck his dick already?
He left the club on another journey
Listenin' to his iPod layin' on a gurney
No, I heard him say I can't dance
Nope I wish I could but I can't
When I walk into the club I can't feel the beat
Don't ask me to dance I got two left feet
Tryin' to mack but I got no game
'Cause it look like my whole damn body's in pain
Or at home watchin' dancin' with the stars
When I dance the ladies think I'm funny, funny, funny, funny...
When I dance the ladies think I'm funny...
Hey! Hands up, hands up, hands up, up...
Hey! Hands up, hands up, hands up, up...
Hey! Hands up, hands up, hands up, up...
Yeah hava, I need some vodka, pina coladas,
'Cause I can't dance to save my life
'Cause I can't dance to save my life
I'm tryin' to dance hommies
I'm tryin' to learn from y'all
I just think I'm a little too white for this but
I'ma take jazz, tap, hip hop class
And I'ma come on stage and do the jerk with you baby
Hava, I need some vodka, pina coladas,
'cause I can't dance to save my life
Hava, I need some vodka, pina coladas,
'cause I can't dance to save my life