I Fought The Law

Drinkin' beer in the hot sun

I fought the law and

I won

I fought the law and

I won

I needed sex and I got mine

I fought the law and

I won

I fought the law and

I won

The law don't mean shit

If you got the right friends

That's how this county's run

Twinkies are the best friend I ever had

I fought the law and

I won

I fought the law and

I won

I blew George and Harvey's brains out with my

Six gun!

I fought the law and

I won

I fought the law and

I won

Gonna write my book and make a million

I fought the law and

I won

I fought the law and

I won

I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan

My cop friend thinks it's fun

You can get away with murder if you got a badge

I fought the law and

I won

I fought the law and

I won

I fought the law and

I won

I AM the law so I won