Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
as long as i got my plastic Jesus
riding on the dashboard of my car.
Through all trials and tribulations,
and my travels through the nations
with my plastic jesus I'll go far.
Oh Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the Dashboard of my car
I'm afraid he'll have to go
his magnet's ruined my radio
If I have a wreck he'll leave a scar
Riding down the good ol' fair(?)
With his nose up in the air
a wreck may be ahead, but we don't mind
Trouble come and he don't see
those pictures i don't need
and any other thing that lies behind
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Though the sun shines on his back
makes him peal and chip and crack
(?????????????) keeps them up to par
When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
ever blow the horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
trying to run them down
and tell them that they'll never see the morning
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His Halo fits just right
And I use it for a sight
they'll scatter all, they'll splatter near and far.