For I am the man with the dogs
Watch while you're walking
Two dogs run around your toes
"now, who does that guy think he's starin' at?"
Crack up 'cause I'm getting to you
And you're pretty self-conscious too
Spell of the man with the dogs
You're taking yourself too seriously
Your habits for all to see
And the rodent things you do
And you're pretty self-conscious too
And I'm gonna crack your mask
Curse of the man with the dogs
Not safe even in Walgreen's
Is worth a thousand biting phrases
And you're pretty self-conscious too
And I'm gonna crack your mask
Yeah, and I'm gonna laugh
I bet you just don't care