"Say, Robert Sterling!"
"Yes, Ann Jeffries?"
"Our guests are all assembled!"
"Well, then let the meeting of the Four Roses Society come to order!"
"You break out the ice while I spin this platter."
"Alrighty. And then we'll all break out in song."
I got me a girlfriend (girlfriend)
Lives down by the lake
Said I got me a girlfriend (girlfriend)
She's skinny as a rake
I got me a girlfriend
(He's got him a girlfriend)
I got me some tadpoles (tadpoles)
Keep 'em in a bag
Said I got me some tadpoles (tadpoles)
For when my spirits sag (sag)
I got me some tadpoles
(He's got him some tadpoles)
Wah wah wah wah wah, etc.
I got me some shrimp dip (shrimp dip)
Keep it in a car (it's a Cadillac)
Said I got me some shrimp dip (shrimp dip)
That's why I'm a local star (like Burt Bacharach)
I got me some shrimp dip
(He's got me some shrimp dip)
Wah wah wah wah wah, etc.
(Ah, play it, Goldenfingers)
Joe Stalin's Cadillac
Joe Stalin's Cadillac
We'll just drive around the back in Joe Stalin's Cadillac
LBJ's Cadillac
LBJ's Cadillac
We'll just drive around the back in LBJ's Cadillac
General Pinochet's Cadillac
General Pinochet's Cadillac
Don't get left in General Pinochet's Cadillac
Wah wah wah wah wah, etc.
(One more time, Berto!)